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[TiGeR - Failed Dreams]

ROAR!!!!!!!!!!!

The intro made me wet my pants. Then....

Nothing...

I dunno, the rest just felt sorta weak and it wasn't mastered that well.

I therefore must remix!

Expect it soon.

TiGeR responds:

Lol not to mention I made this song about 2 years ago (it was done way before I uploaded it to NG). NIce that you enjoyed the intro though!

~TiGeR

[Kesha-Take It Off RockRemix-MH]

Thanks!

For the acoustic weaponry!

Mushroomhead18nc responds:

Thanks for being a dickhead?

[Like A G6 (Xayro Seversky RMX)]

Obviously fantastic...

I like pop. Even gay-ass top 40 pop. I like almost ALL music from just about every genre.

But I don't like the original "Like a G6" song. Your remix absolutely takes a dump on the original song and looks sexy doing it.

The vst that kicks at 2:08 and is also at the beginning of the song (the pluck melody from the original song) could use a little more depth. Use a different vst or try some chorus or reverb to fatten up the sound because it sounds kind of old school - a little too simple. Dont get me wrong it still sounds good but we are talking improvement here.

Xayro responds:

I appreciate your opinions on the song! Especially since you expressed them so well. However, that pluck sound is a muted electric guitar, so there's really not a whole lot of depth. And its supposed to sound a little old school. Or a little minimal at least. I tried to give the song an old-school hip-hop feel in those breaks. Dunno if I succeeded or not, but I tried XD

Thanks so much for your input, and I'm happy you enjoyed the track.

[BAZ - A Piano Song @190.69bpm]

Yeah

I have come to the conclusion that it is impossible to get the sound of a real piano out of anything. Period. It doesnt matter what vst you have, what mic's or how many, etc etc speakers, amp's, DAC's etc etc, it will never ever ever come close to a real grand piano.

Ever.

BAZmotherfucker responds:

Well yeah, any set of speakers ever is missing the fundamental acoustics for a grand piano sound. Just like how a drum set will never sound the same when recorded as it does in the room, no matter how good your drum mics are. That's simply the reality of working with electronic sound waves vs. acoustic.

[Upon the Sea]

Fix the kick.

And then you will have goodness.

Alt-storm-118 responds:

does it need to be softer you think?
I did put the low shelving gain down a little, but not enough?

[[Club Banger]]

YO DAWG FILTHY

This would be so sick if it had less auto tune on the vocals. The beat is fresh, and like 70% of the lyrics are sick.

Some hollywood undead shit right here.

I revised the lyrics for you, made em sicker:

Yeah, Club Banger
Young Faggots
Michael Mop
Ok...

Tear that ass up.
~
When we in the club butt naked and shit,
pouring champagne all over my dick,
~
People standing round trying to get a pic,
I dont give a fuck I'm sexy, watch me strip,
~
All these fag boys suckin me off,
I don't really give a fuck, I'ma jack you off,
~
Make your body shake, I will blow your mind,
Bend your ass over, make your full moon shine,
~
I'ma beat it up, all savage and shit,
Rip your asshole up, with my tiny ass dick,
~
Come into my crib, show you how to live,
Hit you in the face, with some creamy smooth giz,
~
Three inches hard I don't give a fuck,
I'll put it in your butthole and I'll beat that up,
~
Man handlin that shit I don't give a fuck we crazy,
Taking exctasy in this bitch we hazy,
~
Fucking you for three fucking days, got some time off,
Go to sleep, wake up, you jack me off,
~
Reach around cuz I like to screw,
We in brown town, doin how we do,
I don't give a fuck got some nice ass shoes,
~
You do too, ?????,
~
I compliment you, then I put your dick in my mouth.
I don't give a fuck I'm the shit, fucking all the faggot ass nigs
Fuck a faggot boy all day, I don't give a fuck dancing all gay,
~
I don't really give a fuck my man, huh, I don't really know, barely legal,
~
In on this fucking track, It's getting hard, In my back
Cause your dick, all in it, and its hard to breath and shit.
~
Coming through
Bout to tear that ass up, gonna rip it apart, and put my finger in it
I'm gonna put my fingers in it
I'm gonna put my fist in it.

fishfood2021 responds:

This was all freestyle man lol. I'll probably have him come over and re record it haha. Thanks anywho :)

[Groove Jam Thing]

NICE!

Serious potential here. Add more distortion on the bass - it is a little sloppy, make it cut, and if you threw in some rhythm guitar at about 0:47 this song would be SICCCKKKK.

Seriously though. Nice job on the drums, how did you do them?

Bad-Man-Incorporated responds:

Thanks! Just a quickie here.

Drums are samples of a mix of ezdrummer and my own home grown, programmed into this. :)

Glad you dig!

[SMRPG Forest Maze Techno Remix]

HAHAHA WTF?

Haha I listened to this and I just started laughing because this is so WTF?!

Like, how do you come up with this shit?

Forest maze tekno? WTF!

Hahahahahaha.

TristanLuigi responds:

It's from a videogame called Super Mario RPG in the level called "Forest Maze". This is my techno remix.

[Just Cause]

Lol your friend won.

Really.

He really did.

trogtothedor responds:

Totally agree haha. If I did this with any seriousness, I'd be in trouble.

[<:Adventures:>]

Lol authors comments

I always love reading authors comments because they are interesting and they tell you a lot about the person who wrote the song.

This song is kinda gay no offense which is why no one is even bothering to vote on it but I think you have originality and style so whatever.

I'd like to re-iterate that this song really blows hard but you have potential so keep trying to improve your sound and your melodies and you will be making very original masterpieces that truly move people.

Capiche?

FylypFimpossible responds:

Yes :D
I don't write comments because i am bad in english sory :]
But i will add some comments, this song is made from boredom :D